What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Dr No

What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”

What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?

-”Ah so!”

Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do so many people find Kakashi's character so appealing and inspirational?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What's an underrated/unknown novel or series that you think deserves more attention?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do American conservatives say that America is a constitutional republic and not a democracy? Would it not make sense to call America a constitutional republican democracy?

-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

My boss called me on a Saturday to let me know he that due to financial reasons, I was no longer needed effective immediatley. 3 days later, he sends me a text asking about work issues. How do I respond?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

When a dog smells another dog’s poo or wee, do they then remember that scent for when they smell it again, or even further know which dog they are smelling if they know the dog?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Goldfinger

Moonraker

Why cant I feel anything in my sleep? I cannot even feel myself moving, breathing, and swallowing saliva! I cannot even hear anything, not even my alarm! Some people that I've been with says that I'm moving a lot in my sleep, how can I stop it?